Well I just woke up, having passed out several hours ago. I sat in the sun drinking wine all day. I am now red as a lobster. I just went outside for a smoke and was devoured by mosquitos; every time I tried to smack one of the little buggers I hit my sunburn and howled liked a lunatic. If any of you could have seen me you would have howled similarly, though in laughter. Man, I LOVE the country.