I don't know if any of you watched my big fat obnoxious boss on Sunday night. If you didn't, try to catch it next week cuz it's friggin hilarious. They have these ivy leaguers doing ridiculous things and the guy is hitting on all the women. There is a real boss behind the scenes telling the fake one who to fire but he doesn't tell him why so he makes up whatever he wants. He told one guy he was short and successful people are tall. Snort, laughter. Sigh. Anyway the point of my post is to speculate on the mystery boss behind the scenes. I think it's Bill Gates for some reason. I dunno why, just do.