Okay everyone who's having trouble with their wish list for Santa, here are some great things to ask for:
ChurchGal has found a calendar of hot Italian priests. They have a gondolier one too.
Blamblog has some links for great gift ideas, there's the dog poo ornament and dog poo calendar. I think my mum could really sell a lot of those Niagara ice wine poos if she put them out in the store.
Webjunkie has found some nice comics you could ask for. Or maybe you could ask to have your office redecorated. Something edgy.