So first of all it’s Friday. Yay, donut day. At this very moment Ingrid has given me a delightful cruller which I will eat while writing, getting the keyboard sticky in the process but I don’t care cuz I’m in such a good mood and it’s Friday. Secondly, this weekend Jeremy and I are joining my family for a weekend at a cottage in Minden. Apparently this is where Maria went when she first came to Canada. I feel closer to her already. Anyway also contributing to my awesome day is the fact that my blog traffic is increasing. I’m up to 32 views a day!!! Sure this may not seem like much to you heavy hitters but last week I was at 22. I know a large part of this is thanks to Mary…so, thanks Mary!! Also I made a name generator that I’m very happy with, it’s in the links section to the right. Now you can find out which Nigh’s chocolate you are and then go to Stevensville and buy some and eat yourself. Ok the biggest contributor to my day of dipsaluscious Friday is – my raise!!!!!!! Yes I got a raise. I’m thrilled. I just might get internet at home next month to celebrate. If that happens you’ll see a definite increase in post weirdness as I will be writing after a few glasses of wine sometimes. Don’t worry I’m a very witty drunk. At least I like to think so. I’ll try to spread some of my cheer with you via a joke that made me laugh out loud this morning.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.... When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.
"You're running around with other women," she told her mate.
"Eve, honey, you're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You know you're the only woman on earth."
The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by a strange pain in the chest. It was his darling Eve poking him rather vigorously about the torso.
"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.
"Counting your ribs," said Eve.
(per drunken monkey style blogging)