Every morning I walk by this construction area (we’re getting a Sobey’s Express! Yay!). The time of day I walk by is always the same, as I am a creature of habit. It coincides with the burly workers' morning coffee break.
I think you can see where this is going.
They line up on either side of the sidewalk so you have no choice but to walk through them like some sort of sweaty, cut off t-shirt gauntlet. And every morning – they completely ignore me. What the ef? I've got some serious ass on me man! I am a pretty piece of flesh I am! I’m going to have to accidentally on purpose pop a boob out one of these days. Honestly. What is the world coming to.