I was walking home from the subway the other day and in my peripheral vision I saw a creepy guy coming towards me on the sidewalk. He had a hood on and was rather shaggy looking; I inconspicuously edged away from him as he neared me. To my dismay he mirrored me and moved to block my path. My head snapped up, nostrils flaring, ready for battle –
And came face to face with Jeremy.
Methinks it’s time for a shave. Not sure if there is anything we can do about the slouchy skulking walk though.