Ok I don’t want to be a copycat but I have to post this confession from group hug. This is something the Monkey does so I feel somewhat unoriginal. Anyway I was reading this while answering the phone at work and I cut the person off I was laughing so hard. He was puzzled so I said I just realized it was one hour till the weekend and that made me happy. I don't think he believed me. Here it is:
At work, I always go to other peoples cubicles and steal their staple removers. Usually I wait till everybodys gone for the day, then I sneak round and jack'em all just for kicks. I take them home and build little towers with them. Oh, and this one guy saw me taking his, but later on that night... I took a shit on his chair. Bastard...
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