Tuesday, March 21, 2006

something for everyone

I really must get one of these. This is not exclusively for the single and/or lonely person. It’s also for people who, when getting into bed, are hissed at if they so much as touch the other person in any way not resembling a backrub or headscratch. Or are grunted at if they inch over onto the side of the bed that isn’t ‘theirs’ regardless of the fact that the sheets, blanket, mattress and apartment belong to me.

uh....I mean, that person.


I wonder if I can get this on ebay?

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