Wednesday, August 9, 2006

listen up ladies!

Denise graciously shared an essential font of information with me. The Good Wife’s Guide from Housekeeping Monthly 1955. Though I’m not a wife it never hurts to start good housekeeping procedures. So come on gals, subs and bottoms – read on and learn how to keep that man happy!

If you follow all of these lovely steps I’m sure you will have a long, long, neverending relationship. Just remember to ball up your rage and push it way, way down to your toes. Then, to reward your wrathful tootsies treat yourself to some new shoes!

Ah, the fifties. Makes me crave spam and pineapple hor d’oeuvres for some reason.

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