who me?

Hey!

Wha?

What do you think you you’re doing?

Innocently What? Just going for a stroll! Is that a crime?

Really. Just out for a stroll?

Nods, smiling sweetly.

No mayhem? Chaos? Destruction? Hmmm?

Gasp Wha? You wound me!

I try…

C’mon I’m just looking for a little fun, I’m bored….

Well I guess that’s fi…

….Is that a severed head behind the couch!?!

Is it? How peculiar.

Get back in the painting.

But –

Do it! Or so help me there will be smiting!

Dragging feet I just wanted to see Titian's nude ladies… snicker...Tit-ian..

Art by Mark Lang