What do you think you you’re doing?
Innocently What? Just going for a stroll! Is that a crime?
Really. Just out for a stroll?
Nods, smiling sweetly.
No mayhem? Chaos? Destruction? Hmmm?
Gasp Wha? You wound me!
C’mon I’m just looking for a little fun, I’m bored….
Well I guess that’s fi…
….Is that a severed head behind the couch!?!
Is it? How peculiar.
Get back in the painting.
Do it! Or so help me there will be smiting!
Dragging feet I just wanted to see Titian's nude ladies… snicker...Tit-ian..
Art by Mark Lang