I was walking home and I saw what appeared to be a coat discarded outside. It was stuffed beside one of those big concrete outdoor planters. I thought ‘Hunh. Why would someone throw out a perfectly good coat? I’m sure some homeless person could use it.’ as I got closer I realized why no one had claimed it. It was bright orange. Prison orange.
Yes it was an orange prison jumpsuit, crumpled up and tucked away, half inside out.
This does not bode well. Not at all.